It's really cold outside, but I've got hot chocolate with marshmallows and a nice warm room. I brought Ingvar-kitty with me, and it's been nice! When I go outside I slip lots though!

I went down to the Wilderness and people kept calling me a 'Munchkin' and I dunno what that is so I got real mad! Anyone know what a 'munchkin' is and why I'd be one?

I'm so's confused, something weird is going on with Big G so's I'm gonna go stay with Mr. Greyhead and Mr. Lawman! I hope they don't mind, but I don't like what Big G's singing 'bout!

...I don't wanna know 'what what in the butt'!